[A] really good stock market, cheap gas, mass denial, and atrocious land use planning [creates road rage in] a country full to the brim with fat-ass'd whiners as dependent on cars as junkies are on smack, who bray about their "rights," their toys, and their so-called individualism--it makes them into insufferable, immoral, arrogant fools who are the butt of jokes worldwide. What the U.S. needs right now is another gas crisis, although I fear that would put too many drivers right over the edge, and that they would assault bicyclists and pedestrians en masse.